If I write it… will they come?

What will they look like?

Purple, maybe, with yellow polka-dots. That would be cool. And funny little squiggly antenna-looking thingys on their heads. …sort of like Shrek’s ears. Only bigger.

Yes.. I said ‘heads‘. They’re aliens after all.

And they should definitely be carrying a basket full of Heineken. I’m almost out. The basket is pink, though. And the color pink incites me to vomit.

Stupid squiggly-eared, double-headed, purple flying, pink-basketed, Heineken-drinking aliens.

Who invited them anyway?

btw… Is the plural of ‘thingy’ thingys or thingies? I’m stumped.