Have you seen the Oracle Stress-O-Meter (by Lagoon Games) in any of your neighborhood stores? Do you know how this thing works? Seriously. If you know, could you please explain it to me? Because I have to tell ya, they don’t work for me at all. Not a single, solitary one of ‘em.

Not that I really need a machine to tell me whether I’m stressed out or not. I can usually tell by the utter look of fear on my husband’s and children’s faces.

Heh.

But seriously, my kids think that I’m an alien because every time we run across one of these things in a store, I try every single one on the shelf and nothing happens. When I touch the sensors… nothing… Nada. Zip. Zilch. Zero. As soon as they put their fingers on the thingamajigger’s sensors, it lights up like a Christmas tree. What’s up with that? How come I don’t register even so much as a ‘blip’?

Help me solve this puzzle, would ya?

Either I’m Bruce Willis and I don’t know that I’m dead. Or I truly am an alien.

…Which isn’t really all that far-fetched, I suppose.

Mwah-hahahahahahahahaha…

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If I write it… will they come?

What will they look like?

Purple, maybe, with yellow polka-dots. That would be cool. And funny little squiggly antenna-looking thingys on their heads. …sort of like Shrek’s ears. Only bigger.

Yes.. I said ‘heads‘. They’re aliens after all.

And they should definitely be carrying a basket full of Heineken. I’m almost out. The basket is pink, though. And the color pink incites me to vomit.

Stupid squiggly-eared, double-headed, purple flying, pink-basketed, Heineken-drinking aliens.

Who invited them anyway?

btw… Is the plural of ‘thingy’ thingys or thingies? I’m stumped.

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