There’s No Place Like Home

Posted on Monday 30 July 2007

You know that old adage: Never say ‘never’. Well, I have decided that whoever thought that saying up deserves a swift kick in the ass. This is my third visit to Greenville, Mississippi and it has not been a charm. No offense to the locals, but I loathe this place. I swear, I never want to come here again.

The tap water is brown and slimy.

It’s hot and incredibly muggy.

You cannot step outdoors w/o being completely swarmed by mosquitoes.

The entire town is infested with fleas. (…and therein lies a horror story I’ve yet to tell. My poor, pitiful dog—after 4 days of hell, he’s finally starting to feel a wee bit better.)

There is not a single book store in town. As a matter-of-fact, there isn’t one within a 100 mile radius–unless you want to buy a bible. WTF?

Greenville, MS: Toping the National Crime Rate charts per Capita. …My mother has iron bars on her windows and doors. I need three keys just to get out of this place; one for each deadbolt.

There are fuschia-pink, aqua, and grape-purple colored homes here. I feel like Princess Frostine driving through the Lolli-Pop Woods on my way to King Kandy’s castle. ‘Cept, I’m not about to eat the licorice.

The majority of drivers in this town belong in the ‘Kamikazee, Mr. Magoo’ category. Believe me, it would serve well as a ‘Defensive Driving’ course. If you survive w/o getting slammed by one of their many color blind residents, then you’ve A’ced the class. You know what I’m saying?

But the most horrific thing about this place… Complete strangers actually expect me to carry on conversations with them as though we’re the best of friends. {shudder} My mother tells me that’s the ‘way of the South‘. I’m from the mid-west, damn it! Leave me the fuck alone, ya’ll.

On that pleasant note, I think I’ll share some more pictures from my trip. Saturday, we drove to Monroe, Louisiana to visit the Louisiana Purchase Gardens and Zoo. I have to say that, even though the scenery was enjoyable to view, it made me appreciate the St. Louis Zoo (back home) all the more.

Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed our visit here. It’s just that quite a few of the animals appeared to be malnurished and not very well kept. The panther wailed and moaned the entire time we were there. It was quite pitiful. I’ll spare you the picture of the hippo with rotting teeth, which, by the way, was so close we could have touched him. Could have… but none of us wanted to have our fingers chomped off by nubby, hippo teeth. Ewww!

So anyway, being the photographer, you won’t see any pictures of me. Hey… maybe that’s a good thing. ;) You will see my mother (Grandma Marge), my brother (Silas), my niece (Ally May), affectionately termed the “Why-Pie” by Ps, my son (C.J.), and my daughter (Manda).

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Stacy @ 3:31 pm
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Where in the world is Stacy?

Posted on Monday 23 July 2007

Being a mom, I’m always putting off my needs and wants in order to take care of everyone elses’. But, after two years of suffering (yes, I said ‘suffering’) without a/c in my van, I finally decided to fork over the dough to get it fixed. As my luck would have it, the mechanic informed me that it was going to be “very costly” to fix it properly. He suggested an easier, less costly fix that ‘may‘ or ‘may not‘ take care of the problem. I paid the man $100 and he made my van blow cold air. Awesome. Seemed like a fair enough trade-off to me. Except… it only worked for 2 days.

{sigh}

I called the mechanic back up to give him the news and ask for an actual number to this “very costly” repair. He quoted a $1,000 price tag, further stating that it was possible he could do it for $750, but that most mechanics charge around $1,200 for the job. …And further more, the problem was a faulty air compressor… which just so happens to turn the serpentine belt on my van as well… which, with no belt a’turnin–no van a’runnin’. He estimated that there was 100 miles, give or take, left on the van without this repair.

If you were ever thinking of trading in this van, now would be the time.” He suggested.

Lovely. So I’m thinking that either way, I’m going to need $1,000. I mean, that’s usually how much of a down-payment car dealerships ask for, right? Not only that, but we had taken out a personal loan against the title awhile back (when Bob was in-between jobs). So, effectively, the van wasn’t paid off yet. Common ‘car dealership’ practice is to add the existing loan on to the new loan. So, whatever the price of the vehicle I chose to purchase would be increased by the remainder of that loan. Ugh. I was not looking forward to any of this. I hate dealing with car salesmen. It’s usually such a long, tedious, sideways talking ordeal. I just hate it.

Imagine my surprise when everything went smoothly. Imagine my surprise when our visit to the dealership didn’t last a gazillion years and a day, but rather, less than an hour. Imagine my surprise when the dealership (currently expanding and wanting to increase their word-of-mouth advertising) paid off our old loan, AND reduced the sticker price of the vehicle I wanted by $2,000, AND I only had to give them $500 down. Imagine my surprise when I saw that we weren’t being jacked by the percentage rate of the loan. But most of all, imagine my surprise when I got a third of the way home in my new AIR CONDITIONED van and turned to the kids to say, “Oh my gawd! Is this for real? I’m really driving home in a new van. Somebody pinch me. …No, wait. I’m driving. You can’t pinch me. Oh look! We have a 5-disk CD player and a radio and leather seats and heated windows and electric, adjustable chairs and… Am I dreaming?

{heh} I’m such a dweeb.


(It’s a 2000 Mercury Villager Estate. Not ‘new’ really, but new to me.)

Of course, my savings has now dwindled a bit—-savings that was meant to be a future down-payment on a roomier home (as well as ‘emergency’ and ‘schooling’ funds). Depleting that savings makes me nervous. I prefer to see the numbers climb, rather than drop. Who doesn’t?

In Missouri the sales tax isn’t added into the cost of the car loan, you have to pay that to the Dept. of Revenue yourself, along with title and registration fees. That was another chunk out of my savings. But, I’ll just have to get busy with the eBay auctions when I get back home, so I can build my savings account back up.

Yeah, you heard right. I’m not home. You see, before my old van broke down I had been planning another visit to my mother’s (in Mississippi). More money out of my savings. Double ugh. (F%$#*& gas prices) But, the kids were looking forward to the trip and I didn’t want to disappoint them. So away we went in our wonderfully air-conditioned van. Woo hoo! Nine hours on the road with two bickering children who don’t appreciate anything that I do for them. Could life be any sweeter?

We’ve been here since Friday night. My younger (32 yr. old) brother and my (3 yr. old) niece are here too. Last night my niece went ‘poopy‘ in her potty and my brother felt moved to bring the potty bowl out to show us all how BIG her poop was. I was eating chips and guacamole at the time. That was fun.

Today I cooked biscuits and gravy for everyone for breakfast, and then cleaned the kitchen, and washed the dishes. Mom doesn’t have a dishwasher. …well, apparently she does now… me. Right now, I’m sitting here typing to you all while my son watches the Game Show Network. Richard Dawson–The Family Feud. What an exciting time away from home I’m having, eh. {grin}

On the agenda we have a night of Bingo planned, a play at the local theatre, and a trip down to the Gulf of Mexico and New Orleans for a day or two. Now that will be fun. I think. I mean, I don’t know what to expect since the hurricane and flooding. The last time I visited the French Quarter I was just a small girl.

In the meantime I shall endeavor to answer my niece’s repetitive question of “Why?

“Why?”
“Because.”
“Why?”
“Because.”
“Why?”
“Because.”
“Why?”
“Why do you ask?”
“Huh?”
“Where’s your Daddy?”
“Why?”
“This is fun.”
“Why?”
“No, really. We should do this more often.”
“Heh… yeah.”

Betcha the little munchkin was playin’ me all along.

Mom bought a six-pack of Heineken last night. I think I’ll have another.

{heh}

When we return back home in just under two weeks, my brother and niece will be moving in with us for a spell. Currently, my FIL is camping out at our place too. I sure hope my brother gets hired on somewhere quick, ‘cuz I don’t think my hubby’s paycheck is going to support a family of 10 for long. I don’t think my sanity will prevail, either. Although some may argue that I had none to begin with.

Is it September yet? Has school started?

No. Well, how about photo sharing time? :)

We went to a park.

(Ally May, Manda, & Grandma.)

…And climbed this observation deck.


(Grandma, Manda, and Rocko.)


(CJ — looking down)


(My brother, Silas, with Ally May and Grandma.)

It was a bit windy up here.

…but the view of the Mississippi River was awesome!

(Click this one to enlarge.)

Ahhhh

Stacy @ 5:46 pm
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Om Mani Padme Hum…

Posted on Monday 16 July 2007

I could type a multitude of tedium here that could be construed as excessive and repetitive whining, but I’ll spare you the pitiful details. Suffice to say, I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities right now; and in a very short time I’m going to be loaded down with even more.

Om Mani Padme Hum…

I’m not certain I can handle the weight without cracking, but hey… if the ends justify a trip to one of those lovely white rooms with rubber walls; I would soooooooo welcome a tranquilizing vacation. :D

Om Mani Padme Hum…

Rubber walls
Rubber walls
Rubber walls…”

In the meantime, it’s highly possible that my posts will be a bit scarce for awhile. But it’s not like the blogosphere will suddenly come to a halt, or anything like that. For gosh sakes, check out my blogroll. There’s an entire lot of clever, witty, interesting, and amazingly intelligent folks over there. They’ll definitely keep you entertained.

Fair warning, though, some of my blogging pals may totally freak you out. But don’t sweat it, there’s plenty of medication for that.

[heh]

Later dates,

~ Stacy ~

Om Mani Padme Hum…

(Hey… I think it’s working.)

Om Mani Padme Hum…
Om Mani Padme Hum…
Om Mani Padme Hum…

Stacy @ 11:58 am
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Hmmm…

Posted on Tuesday 10 July 2007

Found this over at Weng’s blog and thought I’d see what it had to say about Dorannes.

I’m guessing it only scans the front page because I got a rather tame rating. Although, if it wasn’t for Mr. Dyckerson‘s comments, I probably would have received a ‘G’.

Thanks for the spice, dear. ;)

On a slightly different note…

While at the website with the above quiz, I decided to take another. Afterall, one never knows when a Zombie Apocalypse might happen. It’s best to be prepared.

Um, yeah. Anybody know how to build homemade explosives? Apparently, in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, this is my weak spot. Well, that and wanting to save my family first.

Yeesh.

I’m so gonna get zombie-ized.

Stacy @ 10:47 am
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I’m A Daydream Believer…

Posted on Saturday 7 July 2007

I’ve got the day all to myself today. No kids. No hubby. Just me and my dog. Ahhh! It’s so peaceful…

So, I think I’ll get a bit of writing done on my book while I listen to some tunes. But before I tune out the real world, I thought I’d toss a Blogthings quiz your way. What fun, eh. ;)

Enjoy the weekend, folks!


Stacy is a Dreaming Soul


Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world so much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time. You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all. But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult.

You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul

Stacy @ 11:45 am
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I’m stumped

Posted on Thursday 5 July 2007

Well, not as stumped as Mr. Fab, but I’m stumped none-the-less.

You see, I was over at SudieGirl’s blog and she had this freaky, alcoholic monkey on one of her posts. I was so frightened, that I was fairly certain it scared the bejeebers outta me. But then I got to thinking…

Just what is a ‘bejeeber‘? Can anyone tell me?

Stacy @ 10:10 am
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