Dead Like Me

Posted on Saturday 30 September 2006

Have you ever been so angry and frustrated by someone that you’ve envisioned a super-heated, chunky cousin of ALH84001 being hurled to Earth from Mars at such speed that it slams into said person incinerating them instantly, before pummeling their ashes several feet into the ground?

Yeah. Me neither.

However, it kind of brings to mind the HBO series titled, “Dead Like Me” that I have been watching lately. If you like dark comedy, then this is a show for you. I find that I enjoy it immensely, but perhaps it fuels my imagination a bit too much. [shrug]

Now, if you’ll pardon me, I need to get back to reading my library book, “Telekinesis: The Art of Moving Heavy Objects With Your Mind”.

While you’re here, why don’t ya scroll on down and read Bob’s “Fiction Friday” post.

Stacy @ 8:08 am
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Character Sketch: Baldric Pinder

Posted on Friday 29 September 2006

In case you just flew in from the moon, I would like to bring it to your attention that Bob and I (Stacy) are writers. Hence, we have decided to create a “Fiction” category for our blog. Each Friday, (given we don’t procrastinate), we will post some form of original fiction for your entertainment.

This week, Bob has created a fictional character sketch. If you are so inclined, we would love to know what you think of this character. If he is someone that grabs your interest, or otherwise leaves you wanting to know more about his life, let us know and we may include him in an upcoming story. Alternatively, if you don’t care for the character, feel free to voice that opinion as well.

Thank you and enjoy!

Bob & Stacy

Baldric Pinder

Baldric Pinder was an archer of great renown. He was sworn to his lord the Duke of Tempeston. The Duke, however, had been known to lease Baldric’s talents out to friends in need or to those who could pay the right fee.

Baldric was a towering, lean man with broad, powerful shoulders. His arms were defined by thick ropy muscles. Looking at him, one got the impression that he had been manufactured rather than born. It was easy to imagine some deranged necromancer laying slabs of marbled beef over a gallows frame, and then sewing it all up tightly in a covering of finely woven bronze mesh.

A mass of dark, curly hair crowned his stern-yet-well-balanced visage. Eyebrows like a thin smear of soot glowered over sharp, ice-blue eyes. An aquiline nose pulled ones gaze down to his drawn and unsmiling lips. Granite-like cheekbones and a squarish jaw supported his face under the rafter of his strong and unlined forehead. A fine scar left by a broken bowstring traced its way like a river down the right side of his face; it ran from the edge of his brow, just missing the eye, down over the expanse of cheek to his jaw line.

He always appeared alert because even at rest, his feet were planted, his back was straight, and his shoulders were squared. In truth, his body knew no other way to stand.

Baldric had a preference for black clothing, chiefly because it reflected the black emptiness where his heart once dwelled. His black trousers were always tucked into his knee-high boots. The boots themselves were well tended, but kept at a dull finish. He refused to wear a shirt beneath his high-collared jerkin of boiled leather; opting to keep his arms unfettered for his bow. Thick black leather bracers wrapped his forearms; the bracer on his right hand had a strip of leather tucked into the cuff which could be pulled out and looped over his first two fingers to protect them when drawing his bowstring.

His bow was as imposing as the man himself. It was a monstrous, ebon-colored mass of wood as thick around at the grip as his wrist. It was a bow that few men could pull and even fewer could shoot. The only other weapon he carried was a long knife strapped to the length of his right thigh.

Baldric’s father, Nathan, was an archer in the king’s army. His skill was great, but his politics were poor and he was never able to rise above the rank of squad leader. Nevertheless, he was proud of his craft and started teaching his son at an early age in the hopes that Baldric would rise to levels of mastery that most men could only dream of.

At the age of ten, Baldric was on his way to becoming a phenomenon. His skill at archery was already comparable to most adults. People came from far and wide to see him compete in the matches. In fact, he was well on his way to winning the Duke of Tempeston’s tournament when word arrived that raiders had struck the coast. Baldric’s kin were among the first to be slain. The Duke claimed the orphaned boy as his ward and raised him as his own son.

The Duke had a daughter about the same age as Baldric; her name was Phoebe. Baldric fell in love with her almost instantly. In his eyes, she could do no wrong. Sadly, this was something that Baldric and the Duke had in common. Phoebe was spoiled beyond all redemption and firmly believed her father’s opinion that the known universe revolved around her. Knowing that Baldric was in love with her provided her with an endless supply of entertainment. She would lead him on, then cut him off at the knees for little or no reason, only to coo an apology at him when she was ready to torture him some more.

The Duke was very proud of Baldric and looked forward to knighting him so that he would be of an appropriate rank to marry Phoebe. Two months before this was to happen, Phoebe ran away with a performer from a traveling troupe of actors.

The Duke’s despair only served to feed Baldric’s. Baldric vowed to never let anyone into his heart again, and thusly, gave himself over completely to his craft and his service to his liege.

-© Robert D Anderson
2006

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Bob @ 2:20 pm
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Words of Wisdom

Posted on Friday 29 September 2006

-quoted from Bert Christensen’s “Truth and Humour Collection

*By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.

*Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

*I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

*If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

*If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.

*Indecision is the key to flexibility.

*Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

*Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

*One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

*Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

*Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.

*The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

*The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.

Stacy @ 12:27 am
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Kids say the darndest things…

Posted on Monday 25 September 2006

This afternoon Bob and I picked up my two kids from school, so that we could all make a trip to the library before it got too late. On the way we were discussing the benefits of going to college, as opposed to not. The main benefit, of course, was that they would not have to acquire a career of burger flipping at McDonald’s. My daughter, (believing that spending another 4 to 8 years in school was an unpleasant thought), tells us that she wouldn’t mind working at McDonald’s forever. (She’s 12 yrs. old… Forever is just a word to her, not a true measure of time.)

Anyway, I piped in to remind her that she had often spoke of becoming a teacher, and that for one to become a teacher, they had to go to college first. Her response was:

“Mom… Why do teachers have to go to college to learn how to be teachers? They have answer books sitting right on their desks.”

Stacy @ 9:40 pm
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The Blog Emmy’s! …[subliminal advertising to follow]
(Vote for Dorannes! Vote for Dorannes! Vote for Dorannes!)

Posted on Saturday 23 September 2006

The Blog Emmy’s are currently the happening thing on Mysterious Lady’s blog this weekend. So surf on over and cast your vote in several different categories, or add a nomination for one of your favorite blogs. (Translation: “Vote For Me!” :D)

CURRENT CATEGORIES:

EXCELLENCE IN WRITING
AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE
BEAUTIFUL SITE AWARD
GREAT ART SITE
MAGICKAL WEBSITE
COMPASSIONATE HEART
BEST NATURE SITE
BEAUTY IN FANTASY
FRIENDSHIP
MOST UNIQUE SITE
KING AND QUEEN OF JOCULARITY
PATRIOTIC AWARD
BEST FOREIGN BLOG

Our blog has been nominated in the “Beauty In Fantasy” category. (Thank you, ML. [big smile]) I’d say this is because Bob and I are in the process of writing a swashbuckling/fantasy/adventure story. ‘Course, it could also be because I tend to choose escapism fantasy over reality on a daily basis. Yup… I’d say this nomination fits quite nicely. [heh]

Anyhoo, Mysterious Lady asked us to post a picture of what we would be wearing to the Blog Emmy’s, as well as letting the blogosphere know what we’ll be drinking and what fare we’ll be chosing from the menu. Um… Is Brad Pitt or Mark Wahlberg on the menu? No? Shucks. Well in that case, I’ll just stick with the drinking part. Do they serve pitchers of Heineken at the Blog Emmys? [grin] Bob would like the Beef Vernaise topped with the Burgundy Mushroom Sauce and a full-bodied red wine. All righty then, here we are…

Have a grand weekend folks and enjoy the Blog Emmy’s. The voting ends at 6pm this Sunday evening (EST) and the winners will be announced by 9pm. For those of you in my time zone (CST), that’s 5pm and 8pm respectively. I’m gonna go and cast my votes now. Hurry up and cast yours, as well.

Stacy @ 11:45 pm
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I’ve experienced the Dark Side

Posted on Friday 22 September 2006

…And fallen in love. Mmmmmmm, it was wickedly good.

Stacy @ 6:09 pm
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